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HA! If you think I`M crazy you should meet ME!
I wish I would of asked if she believed in sex after marriage
It`s so cold out, I just seen a woman in 2 pairs of pajamas at Walmart...
My car doesn’t have a passenger airbag but don’t worry, if we get in an accident all the McDonalds napkins in the glove box will cushion you
Dear, automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm.... But I wasn`t finished.
My son asked me to explain women to him, so I bought him an XBOX game for his Playstation.
Ya know once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it´s hard to get it back in.
My stalker twisted his ankle, so now I have to walk slower for 2-3 weeks.
Just because I don’t like you doesn’t mean I don’t want you to like me.- Most Girls
Sometimes I watch sports holding an xbox controller just to screw with my girlfriend`s head.
I`m a big advocate of the `You started it` method of defense in an argument.
I really don`t get Astrology but I just hope my daughter stays a Virgo until she`s at least 18.
If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, does it really have calories?
10 times out of 9, you’ll find me exaggerating about something
People ask me why I don`t have tattoos. Seriously, would you put a bumper sticker on a Lambourghini?