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Apparently when you donate blood, it has to be "YOUR" blood.
Only 3 things can make me run. When someone yells, "Fire", "Free beer" or "The free beer is on fire”
Sugar` is the only word in English that starts with `su` and sounds like `sh`. I`m sure of it.
Laughter is the best medicine (that my insurance is willing to cover)
Scientists are adding an extra second to the year 2015. Yeah. Here`s the bad news. You just wasted it reading this post.
If you come to myspace and twitter about my yahoo, can I google over your facebook?
I`m just a guy standing in front of a huge pile of laundry wondering how flammable it is.
I have tons of friends! Well i only have one... but she ways a ton!
Decided to get in touch with my feminine side today... I made myself a sandwich!
Have you ever been cutting a piece of pager with scissors and worried that you might cut an atom in half and destroy the world?
“Let’s eat, get drunk and watch people exercise” – sports fans
Expect nothing and you`ll be impressed every day.
My facebook has been rated PG for Poor Guy
You call it reckless driving, I call it searching for my lighter.
So many fun things to say ... too many relatives on Facebook to post!