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The only problem with teaching little kids to share is that sometimes they want some of my stuff
Ever have the experience of staring at an outfit hanging in your closet and wondering which of the personalities did the shopping that day?
I used to dream about becoming an astronaut. Now I just dream that there`s still time before the alarm goes off.
this website used to be full of funny statuses. Then the 8-year olds came in.
I`m sorry but sh!ts and giggles don`t sound like things I want to have happen at the same time.
Should all acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind, should all acquaintance be forgot and somebody refill my wine.
My last post deserves WAY more likes than that....let`s go people....chop chop!
Its awkward touching hands with another man in a popcorn bag, especially if you don`t know the man & he doesn`t know you`re eating his popcorn
Good news: I finally got my computer connected to the wireless printer. Bad news: not sure which house I need to go to get my documents.
My parents weren`t exercising all of those nights.
Dreams are like pictures. I don`t care about yours unless I`m in them.
They should make Vodka ChapStick
Personal trainer said we`re going to try some dips today. I brought hot salsa and tangy cheese...He hates me.
They say do what you love & the money will follow. I love doing nothing. We`ll see.
They say you can tell how someone has sex by how they dance…. So ladies be prepared for a lot of counting and clapping.