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To all the people who think they don`t need deodorant: What in the world would make you think that?
You guys ever trip out on the fact that Indian people eat Indian food for breakfast?
A pessimist thinks that all women are sluts. An optimist hopes that they are.
I beat my chess opponent in less than five moves with the chair I was sitting on!
Why is it that the most interesting things in life usually aren`t in our best interest?
Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick.
I`m gonna name my son Wussell so people think he has a speech impediment.
I want to know what horrific ideas were rejected before they decided "Vagisil" was the best possible brand name?
Just ONCE I`d like someone to call me "sir" without adding "this is a place of business, please put your pants back on."
ever notice that on a phone the word "mom" is 666?
My wife and I have been happily married for two years. 1997 & 2004
I wouldn`t mind all the penis enlargement emails if they weren`t coming from my wife.
Being a Zombie doesn`t sound that bad. You don`t have a job and your entire day is spent looking for things to eat. Shit, I do that now.
My last relationship was almost as complicated as the knot my pocket created with my headphones.
Subway only exists because we`re all too damn lazy to throw a sandwich together. "Could you lay meat on that bread for me? Here`s $8."