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I am trying my very best to get into the holiday spirit but I cant open the damn bottle.
"You only live once. LOL JK!" ~ the cat
Why don`t prison inmates just use liquid soap?
If by crunches you mean Captain Crunch cereal, then yes I do crunches.
Next time a stranger talks to me when I`m alone I will look at them shocked and just quietly whisper.... "You can see me?"
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer !
Not to brag but my bank says I have an outstanding balance.
Okay, I am getting really irritated. This is the 5th ATM I`ve been to today that`s had "insufficient funds".
The only thing I ever win playing McDonald’s Monopoly is 10 pounds.
Juvenile humor My friend David lost his ID. We just call him Dav now. Here`s your sign..................
My wife is a sex object. Every time I want to have sex, she’ll object.
Just heard some guy yell "F**K!" ... I thought this was impressive because not many people can pronounce asterisks.
If I was rich, I´d do nothing all day from a much nicer recliner.
You can`t be late until you show up
There damn well better be strippers & beer at my intervention because there is no way in hell I`m sitting through that sober!