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I`m so hungry I could Instagram a horse.
I don`t play sports, the only sport I play is shopping. But there`s a lot of walking involved in that. Running sometimes if there`s a sale.
Went to the bookstore to pick up a "Where`s Waldo" book today, but couldn`t find any. Well played Waldo, well played...
The only thing creepier than seeing a guy in a Speedo is seeing a guy in a Speedo staring back at you
When does paying taxes get shut down? Asking for everyone with a job.
Is it just me, or that sea witch Ursula from the Little Mermaid inspired from a full blown flamboyant drag queen?
If Wyle E Coyote had enough cash to buy all that ACME stuff why didn’t he just buy dinner?
I like to walk around my house naked… Until my neighbors scream at me to go back inside
I keep my TV volume at "screw the neighbors".
I`m kind of like Hugh Hefner. Only without the mansion, the exotic cars, the girls, the magazine and the money. Basically, I`m just a guy in a bathrobe.
Somewhere in a parallel universe, I hope there’s a giant dog with a tiny woman in its purse.
I wonder if monsters ever get scared that we might be hiding under their bed?
It`s a good thing the gas station is open today...... I still have time to do my Christmas shopping.
I like to finish other people’s sentences because my version is better.
Pizza doesn’t ask questions. Pizza understands.