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Getting to bed early so I can be well rested and fully alert for my morning anxiety.
Smile, it confuses people. ;)
Dear college students, Sorry about your GPA. - Netflix
On the first day of school, I tell all my students to rip up their textbooks ..then I leave before their REAL teacher arrives.
It`s never too late to follow your dreams. Unless your dream is to be a child actor, in which case yes, it`s too late.
I don`t really care who wins the elections as long as everyone had fun out there.
It`s all good and well until the fecal matter impacts the electric powered air current generation device.....
I love it when someone insults me. That means I don`t have to be nice anymore.
Find someone you`re good at.
Maybe the government just needs to control/alt/delete and then restart in safe mode.
If you want to bribe me food and beer works.
Thought I saw a kangaroo today but turned out to be a greyhound having a dump !
Our swear jar is always empty because of all the god damn foul mouthed thieves that live in this f*cking house.
Oh really? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown? How many muscles does it take to mind your own business
The squirrels must be gathering nuts. Three of my neighbors have disappeared.