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Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
When I was kid, I... No wait, I still do that.
I don´t like to think of myself as "Special"... I think I would call me a limited edition.
If I have offended you, hurt you, belittled you in any manner, then I want you to know that I was only just getting started.
When you consider names for your baby, it`s important to try out the middle name in an angry voice.
Do crabs think we walk sideways?
"Nothing is impossible." I disagree. I`m doing nothing right now... it`s totally possible.
Oh well, this time isn`t going to procrastinate itself.
If I gave you a penny for your thoughts I`d totally be expecting some change back.
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who’s free for the weekend
All you need is WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn`t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn`t, use the tape.
My favorite holiday spirit is poured over ice.
We played a lot of "Keep The Balloon In The Air" as kids, a game known to most other people as being poor.
ready for bed - gunna give my sheets some arse and my pillows head;]
So far I’ve spent most of 2014 flipping off the weather channel.