😄 Daily Silly Status
Your home to over 25,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
The discharge paperwork at the hospital seems to be expedited a little quicker if you roam up and down the hall with the back of your hospital gown untied.
The weekend went by and I don’t remember any of it. That’s a good thing right?
Always look for the girl with the ponytail holder on her wrist.
"You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry. You`re right I`m sorry" - me practicing for a successful relationship.
Behind every crazy woman is a man that made her that way.
My husband told me that he would leave me if I didn`t give up all my bad habbits.....I nearly choked on my toe nail!
Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone again for the first time?
It`s a beautiful day. I think I`ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit
My moral in life is simple. You treat me good and I`ll treat you better.
How can I learn to be more patient? (I`m only interested in quick-fix solutions with immediate results please)
If I owned a copy shop, I’d only hire identical twins to work there.
Bacon is the only exception that does not fall under the 5 second rule for dropped food.
Chickens: The only animals you eat before they`re born AND after they`re dead.
I`m sleeping in tell Friday so ... Happy Tuesday.
It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly