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I`ve done a lot of things over the years ... But acting normal has never been one of them.
I can´t wait until Weight Watchers comes out with a beer.
Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own. :)
is accepting applications. Needed someone to keep me from doing dumb stuff. See previous post.
I hate those new parents who do the `baby talking`, yes I do, yes I do...
Stole a cart from this woman at Walmart today. I like to think of it as playing grand theft auto suburbs edition.
I`m pretty sure there`s a chip in my car that turns all traffic lights RED...
Now working on my 2nd million. I gave up on the first.
Werewolves tend to transform only upon noticing a full moon already in the sky, implying the affliction is 100% psychological.
That moment when you realize the object of #WeightWatchers is NOT see who can score the most points...
The worst walk of shame is the one back onto the crowded elevator after getting out on the wrong floor.
If you don`t like my facebook posts, feel free to delete me and solely visit your friends` pages where the big news of the day is when their grandkids finally took a $hit all by themselves.
When I was a kid, I thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it really is.
That horrible moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching…
Me and my cat have been staring at each other for so long I forgot which one of us is stoned.