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When it comes to bug protection, you just can`t beat "OFF!".
Separating the men from the boys, one mood swing at a time.
200 pictures of you at the bar and 2 pictures with your kids. You must be quite the mom.
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.
Apparently everyone was too high in the 70`s when Grease came out to notice that every "student" at Rydell High looked like they were 35
If at first you don`t succeed, try drinking a beer while you do it. You`ll be amazed of how much less you care..
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has been canceled. In other news, my faith in humanity has been restored.
I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday. Usually either Nestle or Captain
No matter what life brings you, always take a lesson from your dog.. Kick some grass over that s**t and move on.
Apparently you can not demand to be strip searched.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell. :)
Me: You`re the prettiest girl I`ve ever seen. Her: You just want to have sex with me. Me: And you`re smart too, I like that.
Sent an email to my Mom. Now I`m at her place showing her how to open it.
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There are some people in this world who make you totally understand Hannibal Lecter.