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Attempting to guilt me in to doing something, is the surest way to make sure it never happens.
The guy below me obviously doesn`t know that R2-D2 is in movies, not television
Attention burglars: We may or may not be home. Or maybe we are hunters, waiting for you to get closer for a kill shot
There are two types of people in the world: 1. People who understand and appreciate sarcasm. 2. Morons.
Better ingredients. Better pizza. Horrible acting. Papa Johns.
If one goes to online college, do they have to haze them self?
u smile i smile u laugh i laugh u cry i`ll go get a bat and say who`s gonna get it
Every boy band song should have a part where they realize they`re singing about the same girl & get mad at each other.
I hate mosquitoes, I mean I know I’m delicious but damn.
One good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe.
I’m not saying I’m psychic, but I’m positive I will have no interest in what you’re about to say.
I have nothing to update. I`m just making it look like I`m doing something at a party so people won`t talk to me.
I went by the Gym today. Its the third time this week............. One of these day`s I might actually go in.
My therapist goes to her therapist five minutes after I leave.
Whenever you`re powerless, remember: A single one of your pubic hairs can shut down a restaurant.