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Word on the street is... Lol. Jk. I don`t go outside.
You don`t get to complain about life until you move out of your parent`s house.
I`m not sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over.
Sometimes I get nervous I haven`t done anything with my life. But then something good comes on TV, and I`m OK.
I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of the plane...
If Shrek can find love, so can you. What I`m trying to say is, you look like Shrek.
the difference between people and celebreties ...... celebreties don`t have a routine
I always advise people never to give advice.
Here`s to ignoring our real problems and getting outraged about something on the internet.
Flip flops are fun because every time you take a step it`s like a high-five for your feet.
If you are really bored, I recommend mass texting all of your exes "I`m ready to give it another shot" and then get ready for the ride of your life
With all the potato chip flavors available now, I see no point in buying actual food...
Is it just me that finds it disturbing that you can accidentally make a baby but you can`t accidentally make a pizza?
If couples who are in love are called `love birds.` Then couples who always argue should be called `angry birds.`
I`m broker than the Tooth Fairy in a house full of Meth addicts.