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Your lights are on but I see someone’s been playing with your dimmer switch.
He died doing what he loved: telling me I`m overreacting.
Do you ever get the feeling that you`re being watched? Because if it`s bothering you, I`ll stop.
You know that you have eaten way too much junk food when you start actually craving something healthy.
why would you go outside? that`s where bugs live
Nice meeting you, but I forgot your name as soon as you said it...
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
MIDDLE EAST: How can we stop ISIS? EUROPE: How can we save our economy? AMERICA: What color is this dress?!
Just saw someone eat a kit kat bar without breaking off each individual piece and now I can`t stop twitching.
Thanksgiving advice: Sit at the kids table for as many years as possible.
I`ve been on a diet for 2 weeks and all I`ve lost is 14 days.
You`re the reason I wake up everyday. Just kidding I have a job.
I just devoured a six inch from Subway and I`m still not satisfied. I get it ladies. I get it.
I hate it when I open my fridge and get punched by a bear... =/
I’m not in denial, I’m just selective about the reality I choose to accept :)