😄 Daily Silly Status
Your home to over 25,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
My nose is "running", that`s all the exercise I can handle for one day.......
It is totAlly unnecessary to put a PM after 23:00.
RAIN!!!! :) I guess my rain dances must have worked. Some people call it stumbling around... I call it rain dancing.
Forecast for today: Unproductive with a chance of a late drinking session.
One would have to assume that Amish chicks carve their own sex toys.
The awkward moment when you look both ways down a one way street.
Today I made sushi at home for the first time. I subsituted a hotdog for the raw tuna, a bun for the rice, and mustard for the wasabi!
When you put ‘aspiring’ in front of your chosen profession. What I hear is: I’m unemployed.
I’ve already decided, if I ever go to The Price Is Right, I’m gonna “come on down” whether they call my name or not.
Neighbor said hi again. I`m just gonna move
One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers.
I learned two important lessons today. I can`t remember the first lesson, but the second one is I have to start writing things down.
If you have just started playing flappy bird I would like to warn you there is nothing up ahead but more dangling pipes and disappointment
My biggest fear is that there is no PMS and this is my personality.
My motto for the night ... drink till I no longer think :)