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I believe in magic because it`s the only way to explain how fitted sheets get folded.
I`d hate to be a dragon .....I`d get so pissed tryin to blow out my birthday candles.
I told my 4-year-old she couldn`t open any candy yet. So she ate a Tootsie Roll with the wrapper still on it. That kid is a problem solver.
I`m pretty sure apple kid below needs help..
Sunglasses allow you to stare at people without getting caught. It`s like facebook in real life.
Sometimes its better to eliminate the problem rather than trying to solve it.
When a girl tells you that she just had her period, you are officially in the friendzone.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
When people have cars as their profile picture I automatically presume they are a transformer.
Step aside coffee, this job is going to take hard liquor.
This is probably the best idea I`ve had yet! -me, right before I do something stupid
I try to do all my pooping at work. Cause if you can get paid to poop, you`d be a fool not to.
I really don`t know what the big deal is about Black Friday. I black out every Friday....
Word to the wise - make sure the phone is 100% hung up before you call someone an a$$hole.
STD`s aren`t like pokémon, your not suppose to catch`em all!