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The worst time to need to sneeze is when you’re driving. The worst time to need to pee it when you’re driving and need to sneeze.
If I could be anyone else in the whole world, I would still be me so that I wouldn`t have to buy new clothes.
Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands!
Today I seek some truth and fulfilment but I’ll settle for some bacon.
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
They should put Prince on the $20 bill and call it $19.99... It`s "The bill formerly known as a twenty."
If it wasn’t for caffeine I wouldn’t be a functioning member of society.
Dear Alcohol, Will you be my valentine? ?
Helpful Tip : Never ask the cop to hold your beer while you dig out your drivers license.
If you don`t like me now, you won`t like me later because I just get worse.
You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
When a pizza guy comes to my door, I like to answer wearing the same uniform as him and holding a pizza.....and then insist that he called me
In the beginning, God created Heaven and Earth. Everything else was made in China
Education is a process where we waste one half of our life learning how to waste the other half of our life!!
I like to skip when I`m carrying my flamethrower cause no one ever suspects a skipping girl of starting fires.