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everybody has a girlfriend or boyfriend, and i`m just over here like `i love food`.
The most common name In China is Chang, correct me if you think it’s Wong.
Does this status update make me look fat?
Do people who run know that we’re not food anymore.
It`s actually pretty impressive how many poor decisions I can fit in a day.
There`s an emoji for eggplants but not for popcorn and this is why trusting people isn`t just hard, it`s impossible.
I wonder if the clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look! ...that one`s shaped like an idiot!"?
I feel like there should be more breakfast beers on the market.
If only someone on the internet would give me their opinion on the election.
Unplug the copier at work & put a sign on it that says “now voice activated!” Sit back & watch the magic unfold.
Cookies and porn are always better when they`re homemade!
I use these ( ... ) a lot. For which, I believe, the technical term is Dotty Dot Dots.
Fun fact: Deciding where to eat is the leading cause of divorce
Sarcasm is a dominant gene in my family.
Why can`t things be simple like they use to be? I show you a bug I found, we share a snack pack, and then you`re my girlfriend.