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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
I want my next girl to be crazy but more "Lets have sex in public" crazy rather than "I throw hot coffee in your face" crazy.
Seems like you could save a lot of time if you just paired The Bachelor with The Bachelorette.
I checked my calendar, and I won`t give a f*ck tomorrow either.
With all the potato chip flavors available now, I see no point in buying actual food...
A new study suggests that a future study will completely contradict this study.
I hate when you offer someone a sincere complement on their mustache...and then she won`t talk to you anymore.
Make yourself indispensable at work by hiding everything.
If you want to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 9am, don`t be open.
I finally stopped caring what other people think ... I hope everyone`s ok with that.
I hate when its dark and your brain is all "you know what we haven`t thought about in a while ... demons."
I`m Not Perfect. Your Not Perfect. But Together We Can Be a Perfect Sense of Humor LOL!
Honestly, I have no idea what I would even do with 5 hours of energy.
If you would`ve told me back in 1999 that we`d still be using animated gifs in 2015, I would`ve said "Wow, what a boring conversation"
Just ate a sleeve of crackers on my wife`s side of the bed.. I`ll let you know...