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I may not be the best looking, wittiest, smartest or even the most successful person. I forget where I was going with this...
Jerry: Tom, you are a genius!.. Tom: Yeah, I am called that a lot... Jerry: What? Genius?... Tom: No, `Tom`
Decided to make a life altering decision today.... When I think of it I`ll let you know
Do you ever just get a random burst of motivation to clean your house, write a novel, paint a masterpiece or read a book ... Yeah, me neither.
No PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on Facebook.
You know those people who get all excited and lovey with puppies at pet stores? Same. But I`m in a liquor store.
No way the guy from Operation is insured for any of those ridiculous medical procedures.
The best part about living by myself is not having to explain a lot of things......a LOT of things.
This Kit Kat commercial is making some awfully big assumptions about both my generosity and my number of friends.
If you can’t be a good example, then you’l just have to serve as a horrible warning
I went outside once. The graphics were amazing but the gameplay and storyline were TERRIBLE.
This hot fudge sundae hasn`t killed me so it must be making me stronger.
If you can`t read the bottom of the eye chart, spell something dirty. Eye doctors love that sh!t.
keep scrolling I`ve got nothing....
Home is where the alcohol is.