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finally got my certification in the mail, I`m officially insane.
Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"? Isn`t predator an alien too? They should`ve just called it "Some Aliens"
Stovetop Directions: 1.) Use microwave.
Goodnight friends, strangers, pervs, weirdos and a$$holes, and anybody else I left out.
Oh, I have an idea!!..oh wait, no I don`t
I just got off the couch and I think I accidentally did yoga or some $hit.
I`ll show up at the gym when they put in a drive-thru.
Weekends are like a orgasm.. It`s takes a lot to get there and when u finally do it`s over in no time
Don’t look unless you’re prepared to see.
I finally stopped caring what other people think. I hope everyone`s ok with that.
Forgets to set alarm, wakes up 3 days later.
Remember, I`m always here if you need shoulders for your ankles to lie on.
I came home one day all proud as can be with my report card and said to my Mom ,Look I got a B in reading , She said that`s a D you moron !
I`m trying to be healthy and grow my own food but I can`t find any Twinkie seeds.
The term "chubby chasers" is so inaccurate and misleading. Cause we don`t run.