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When I die, I don`t want to go sober...
have you ever been like "what`s the day today? ... no i mean the like the number".
There is no such thing as a stupid question, but there are such things as stupid people who ask questions.
If they really want to increase breast awareness, why not try a National Motorboat Day?
GF: "You`re cute when you`re drunk" Me: "You`re cute when I`m drunk too"
If "The Breakfast Club" were made today, it would be a silent film about 5 kids staring at their phones.
Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.
Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza.
If anybody out there happens to have my voodoo doll, can u please scratch my balls. I happe to be in a public place at the moment.
Lust is not real love and Tombstone is not real pizza, but both are fine when you`re drunk.
Not so great minds also think alike.
Having a dirty mind makes simple conversation much more exciting!
What ? Who ? Exactly my point. Now move along and go read something else. Nosey !!
When setting the table, does the remote go to the left or the right of the dinner plate?
Why be part of the problem when you can be all of it?