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Im at a beer tasting today..so far they all taste the same out of this case...well done Budweiser...well done!!
It is amazing how a nice pair of boobs can hide serious flaws and signs of mental illness until after you marry them!
Success sleeps with u in private. Failure insults u in public ! Aa
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year, and then discover once a year is way too often.
Women have a lot more experience dealing with bloodstains than men. Men are convicted of murder a lot more than women. Coincidence?
Dear Carly Simon, Yes I am so vain that I do think that song is about me.
Like if you remember the correlation between a pencil and a cassette tape ...
Lay-Z: My rapper name.
The best two kinds of beer in this world are....Cold & Free..
It takes patience to listen.., it takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
I like people the most when I`m by myself.
I bet the Fantastic 4 were just pretending to have a girl in the group. "Uh yeah she`s just invisible right now. She`s totally real though."
I can`t turn water into wine, but I can turn vodka into dinner
Just been watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there`s already been a wrist injury...but I should be ok in a couple days.
Of course I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.