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Ever had sex while camping!? It`s intents!
Why isn’t “cheating” a relationship status on Facebook?
You know when you`re exercising and feel like you could keep going and going? That`s happening to me, only with beer.
Scientists have discovered that at least 50 percent of fat people’s BMI is made up of excuses...
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Guys if a woman shaves hers legs she wants you to touch them..... You just have to make sure she knows You.
Me asking if you want anything from Starbucks is my way of telling you I am going to be very, very late
Its not you, it`s how you don`t make me sandwiches.
I`m available if anyone needs me to ruin a good thing before it even starts.
Being a camera must be pretty cool. You get to sleep until there`s something cool to see.
When your running down the street on fire, people will get out of your way
The wife almost caught me browsing on Facebook, but I quickly clicked over to a porn site. That was close.
why don`t we get discounts for ringing up our own groceries in self checkout?
Dieting Tip, 1. Make a list of people who have a problem with your weight, 2. Cut them out of your life. 3. Enjoy having lost Hundreds of pounds of Idiots.
Sometimes I wonder if I could get away with murder, but then I remember I can’t even eat pancakes without getting syrup all over me.