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Here`s an idea...You go away and I`ll stop ignoring you.
A sofa is a vacation for your a$$...
I love using my GPS, problem is I can`t find it.
Do NOT accept friend requests from Hormel Foods, it could be spam...
i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
Boys will be boys... unless they get a sex change.
I live in constant fear that someone will kidnap my mother in law who lives all alone at 48 W Main St, bldg C, Apt 32 on the 3rd floor.
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
If I drop my food on a plane, and we change time zones at the same time, do I receive an additional hour to the 5 second rule?
Feeling bored? Post a status on Facebook that says "Barack Obama 2016" and buckle up for the ride of your life.
It`s never good when Human Resources sends you an email and the subject line is "Your Facebook Activity".
I don`t make enough money to go on vacation so I`m just going to get drunk this weekend until I don`t know where I am.
I`ve seen bride magazines but have yet to see "Eager Groom" magazines.
I may be too old to cut the mustard, but I can still cut the cheese.