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In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don`t think I can keep watching movies
Hi, it’s me. I can’t get to the phone right now, even though it’s right here in my hand.
A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
Saw a guy with flames tattooed all over his face. I hope someday he finds a girl who has marshmallows tattooed all over hers.
I love long walks on the beach under the moonlight, poetry, candlelight dinners, and having my a$$ spanked with a fuzzy slipper.
My wife just opened a jar of pickles by herself and I can`t help but think that my days around here are numbered...
In Hell, you cannot peel off the colors on a Rubik`s Cube to solve it
I think every Taco Bell value meal should be called a "Number 2".
make little things count. teach midgets math.
The relationship was going so well until I left my phone unlocked.
I got in touch with my musculine side today - laying on the couch all day, eating gross food, playing games...
Mister Rogers didn`t adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.
Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.
Do the right thing today: Go to someone`s profile, scroll down 4 months, and like something.
What is it about a car that makes people think we can`t see them pick their nose?