Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
I`m not sure if I actually have free time or there are things I`m forgetting to do.
The hardest part of the job interview is knowing the best moment to lean in for the kiss.
There should be a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
My wife is going to the hair salon today so for the next few hours I will be practising my reaction.
I have a bad habit of laughing at inappropriate moments.
Hoodie Footie Pajamas from Pajamagram; because nothing tells a girl you love her like giving her something to cover up her body from head to toe before she gets in your bed.
Nothing says you are ugly like Facebook asking ``Are you sure you want to make this your profile picture?``
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don`t come into work.
my phone battery lasts longer than relationships this days !
I`m great in bed" ~ breakfast
If you`re ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
New rule: If I hold the door open for you and you walk by without thanking me I`m guaranteed at least one attempt on trying to trip you.
I´m not insensitive, I just don´t care.
If i had a dollar for everytime i was thinking about you, i would start thinking about you.
person 1: i can draw really well person 2: i`m really athletic person 3: i`m hilarious and likable person 4: i`m gorgeous me: i can breathe