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The sun isn`t the only thing that rises in the morning...if you know what I mean ;)
A new study has found that women find it seven times easier to read men’s facial expressions than men have reading women’s. That’s mostly because we’re not looking at their faces ...
The wife finally agreed to anal sex... Does anyone know what a strap-on is?
I was going to do some spring cleaning, but the snow has ruined it for me.
I’m a lonely Status. I wish more people liked me.
When I was younger I thought I was bipolar. Turns out I was just an a$$hole who was happy about it.
I wish I could commute by roller coaster.
If running late counted as exercise I would be the healthiest motherf*cker you ever saw
If it was not for electricity, we would all be watching T.V. by candle light.
They`re all cop cars when you`re this high.
Every Girls Night Out has at least one crier.
Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. I checked.
For an "adult" bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books
I was always a believer in evolution....then I spent an hour at Walmart and now I`m not so sure
<-- Is my name! Isn`t it awesome!?