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I hit a new low today and used a cheat code on Wii Fit
So, basically Alexa is just some know-it-all with no actual job skills.
I`m a pretty law abiding citizen, but overweight and out of shape security guards really make me want to test their commitment to the job.
Just stepped outside, closed my eyes, took a deep breathe of fresh air, sipped a Dew. What a perfect morning, what could go wrong? Crap I forgot 2 put pants on!
I just found if you tuck one part of a pants leg into your sock,,,, people expect less of you.
In paintball, you should be allowed to use a paintbrush as a knife.
Always remember, it`s better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.
The only thing alcohol can`t cure is alcoholism.
The ideal man doesn`t smoke, doesn`t drink, doesn`t do drugs, doesn`t swear, doesn`t get angry, doesn`t exist
I eat a whole pizza before I go to the gym, because a good workout begins with low self-esteem.
Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn`t be allowed to talk
"Well that can`t be right." - dogs watching us catching balls with our hands
Arguing over a girl`s bust size is like choosing between Heineken, Coors or Budweiser -- Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
Nothing is impossible.. Never Give Up.. I know a guy that once actually guessed correctly why his girlfriend was mad at him.. :|
I can`t wait til the Presidential race ends so we can stop hating people for their politics and go back to hating people because they`re jerks