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Dear Santa, I was framed!
I don’t just say crazy things on the internet, I do that in real life too.
My kids don`t even know they have a grandma that gives them $100 on their birthdays
Things I hate about work: 1. Waking up 2. Humans 3. Working
One day you will meet someone so amazing in every way who will want absolutely nothing to do with you.
I bet Waldo`s parents are worried sick.
screw flowers, its all about chia pets ;)
Walmart: Because where else in the world can you pay $50 to have your oil changed by someone with a GED, find a sized 46H bra, or run the risk of being filmed live on location with the men and women of law enforcement on your way out the door.
Understanding women number 476,395: Women like to talk about their feelings.
I always try to learn from the mistakes of other people..... who have taken my advice
Whenever I meet a new girl, I introduce myself by shaking hands with my left hand. I don’t want her to meet her competition right away.
Rapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair.
I like to walk by a chick in slow motion so she thinks i`m the one
For the past 3 years I have been planning to write an article on Procrastination!!!