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If you try and don´t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
Seems like my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair.
A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When i quized him on it, he reckoned he could stop aaaany time . . . .
Ran into the girl who broke my heart. Totally worth the damage to my car.
There are a few people I`d like to go to bed with but I can`t think of a single person I`d like to wake up with.
My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-mart.
Social networking sites is proof that people should not be allowed to name themselves
A tattoo doesn’t tell you very much about a person, but where they put the tattoo does.
I don`t run away from my problems. That`s immature. I ignore them.
I think I might be bisexual. Because last night I had sex by myself.
We`re all just nudists in disguise...
I have heard of women that aren`t crazy, but I`ve also heard of Unicorns.
It`s the weekend!!! I haven`t been this excited since my phone got stuck on vibrate.
YOU WANNA PIECE OF THIS!?!?! ~me, aggressively handing out cake
Kinda hard to believe not a single mutant at professor Xavier’s school had the power to heal a dude’s legs.