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If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew kisses in real life as much as we do in texts...it would be very creepy.
It’s ok if you don’t agree with me. I can’t force you to be right.
Sandals or shoes? I have adorable toes. All 12
Hump Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Kids are great when you need help around the house." - People who don`t have kids
There are two ways to go about arguing with a woman and neither one works.
Mom said angels are watching over me. I`m just afraid they`re taking notes to make sure I go to hell.
I’ve been reading a lot about how to live and eat healthier and then not doing anything with that information.
Worrying: a waste of imagination.
A man is as faithful as his options
If I notice an unfinished jigsaw puzzle at some`s house, I always take a piece home with me.
I painted a banner for our annual family picnic, but my Mom thought "Celebrating 100 Years of Undiagnosed Mental Illness" was inappropriate.
Remember when everyone died before gluten-free bread?
Whenever I see a woman breastfeeding in public, my first reaction is to get in line.
Someone smells like cigarettes and bad decisions.......Oh it`s me? Sorry about that.