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Next time you think life`s not fair..think of this x large clothes cost $2 more than large so why doesn`t small cost $2 less ? Being fat ....now that`s unfair
I´m not cheap, but I am on special this week
Is it a firm rule that you have to be an addict to check into rehab? Because that one in Malibu looks pretty nice.
Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don´t know when.
Group Therapy: listening to ALL your voices.
Stop complaining about being single!!, we have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds don`t serve breakfast after 10:30 -.-
Jack The Ripper would be a great name for a fitness trainer.
Question: : What do you get if you add human DNA to a goat? ... Answer: Kicked out of the petting zoo
Leaving your window open for an hour and the cast from f*cking Bugs Life decided to start producing their second movie.
Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
Amnesia sounds so relaxing.
Was wondering...when you have a mandatory meeting at work, why do the presenters always thank you for being there?
From all these shows I`ve watched it seems like snipers lay down a lot of the day....I`d probably be pretty good at that job.
Ever since I installed AdBlock, all the single ladies in my area seemed to have lost interest.
There are weight limits on car seats, airlines, skydiving, military, horseback riding, kayaks, and bikes……how is it there are no weight limit on high heels?