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finally got my certification in the mail, I`m officially insane.
People need to stop putting flyers on my car. I don`t want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse"
This status was brought to you by me being bored on the toilet.
The guy that discovered milk...What was he doing to that cow?
The only thing I hate about beer is that there`s absolutely nothing I hate about beer... :)
Do you ever get the feeling that you`re being watched? Because if it`s bothering you, I`ll stop.
I don`t think boredom gets enough blame for the trouble it causes.
IRS: We`ve got what it takes to take what you`ve got.
EVERY Friday is good in my book!
Asian gangs, also known as study groups...
Wanted a nap but had trouble getting to sleep. So I put on Seeking a Friend for the End of the World. Now 13 hours later, I`m well rested.
The longer I sit in this drive-thru, the more pennies Iām going to pay with.
Yes, my attitude could stand some improvement but my insurance does not cover those medications.
my girlfriend asked me to go to the store and pick her up 50 shades of grey, she was pretty mad when i brought home 50 tubes of lipstick.
If you like to spoon, you`ll love to spatula. That`s where I flip you over to make certain you`re done properly on both sides.