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Ya Know?!?......The number of ways I could care less...... is astounding!
Insanity means never having to say “I’m Guilty”.
Forget the hero part, I just like the fact that Batman punches clowns.
Don`t rush me. I`m waiting for the last minute.
I log off because I`m bord... I log on 5min later because I`m bord
The best part about living in a small town is when I don`t know what I`m doing, someone else does.
You don`t know laziness until you rob a bank & choose to wait for the amount you stole to be announced on news rather than count it yourself
If you think nobody cares if you´re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Of course I`m using OJ as a mixer, it`s flu season.
Why would I pay someone to scare me at a haunted house when I could just open a can of biscuits at home?
I like wearing glasses because I like to dramatically remove them before I say something profound. Doing that with contacts doesn`t have the same effect.
Reason number 347 why I hate Facebook: A guy from high school posted 11 new photos all with the caption "me"
You can`t make everyone happy, so just concentrate on me.
All a girl wants is a guy that can make her laugh ... and not just when he drops his pants.
Facebook is like a nude beach. Everybody lets everything hang out, and you really don`t want to see a lot of it...