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Last night I saw a documentary about beavers. Best dam show I ever watched.
Okay, calm down. Its a spider. Just one tiny litt- HOLY MOLY IT MOVED!
I`ve been knocking for ten minutes. Don`t people answer their bathroom windows anymore?
The hardest part of being a gentleman is going to all of these gentlemen’s clubs.
If you don`t think of 50 different ways to murder your boss every morning on your drive to work you`re probably the boss
Checking the time on your phone twice because you were`nt paying attention the first time
My phone is covered in cupcake frosting and dried ice cream, in case you were wondering how my life is going.
FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block !THE END
The best part about living by myself is not having to explain a lot of things......a LOT of things.
I ran into my ex the other day. I could have sworn the light was green.
this is a status you spent your time reading: sj
Tried cleaning the house to the A-Team theme and ended up building a tank. So close.
The only man worth waiting for is the delivery guy
I have the ability to drive people crazy. I`m not sure if I was born with it or if I learned it. But damn am I great at it.
I lost my ladder when I was very young but I was fortunate to have such a great step-ladder to raise me ...anytime I couldn`t reach anything