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I thought I was on the cash cab show! But turns out I was in a police car and cops hate trivia.
Thank you for informing me that you have a stick figure family of 6 and a dog. Your minivan had me under the impression that you were wild and single.
Nuclear physicists can be lots of fun. They`re often referred to as the half life of any party.
Some people say a true friend stabs you in the front. I’m gonna go ahead and say a true friend just puts the knife down.
Parallel park, like nobody’s laughing.
I would like to think I will die a heroic death, but it`s more likely I`ll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.
You had me at "I hate that b!tch too".
What is this `wrong hole` you people speak of?
Does this couch I’m laying on make me look unmotivated?
I really like ceilings,.. I guess you could call me a ceiling fan.
I don`t have a police record ... but I think I do have a Sting cd around here somewhere.
Girls, dont read this please: Hey guys, isn`t it funny how our wives/or girlfirends really think that we care what they did that day? lol.....it never gets old.
7.1 billion people in the world. 0 willing to lower their standards and date me.
I don`t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.
Hold on I`m about to count my money. Alright I`m done.