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And, yet another day I’ve gone without using calculus.
Super Bowl Sunday, the one day of the year that DVR`s are used to watch commercials, instead of skip them!
Can someone else be a sex symbol today? ... My good T-shirt is still in the wash...
Now it`s too hot to take down the outdoor Christmas lights.
I answered the door in my underwear. That WAS the tip, pizza guy!
I was going to do some spring cleaning, but the snow has ruined it for me.
I know it`s 3 meals a day,,,,,, But how many at night?
Billion dollar idea: A phone that charges using body fat!
Get off your high horse. Seriously, it’s not safe to ride any animal that’s stoned.
It`s ok to admit when you`re wrong. Just don`t tell anyone.
Airplanes: offering you the comforts of gas station food/drinks at popular night club prices
You`re in your 20`s... you don`t have "haters"... you have "adults" that think you are "annoying"
Word for today: Dipshidiot
The worst form of Alzheimer’s is when you walk out of the kitchen and forget to grab a beer.
Sometimes, when my husband has a day off, I like to bring the TV remote with me to work.