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Do trolls even live under bridges anymore? Or have they all relocated to the Internet?
I want my next girl to be crazy but more "Lets have sex in public" crazy rather than "I throw hot coffee in your face" crazy.
Well that`s a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I`m doing.
I don`t know, guys. The whole "play dead when a bear attacks" thing sounds suspiciously like something the bears would come up with...
I think...therefore, I am.....single
I wonder what Facebook employees do at work to waste time.
My favorite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog.
My version of flirting is looking at someone attractive multiple times while hoping they are more brave than I am.
No one`s going to do it for you. It`s up to you, to make naps a priority in your life.
I will stop loving you, when Spongebob gets his driving license.
You see a mouse trap, I see free cheese and a challenge. ;)
"Truth or dare" should be renamed to "Interrogation or Humiliation"
I get very competitive at "All You Can Eat Buffets."
Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don`t do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!
I wonder if these beers are performance enhancing. Iām feeling pretty awesome!!