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WARNING. Content on my Facebook page may offend. But I don`t f*cking care
I don’t understand how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.
Hiding from people at parties is my cardio.
Don`t give me a sec, give me lots of secs.
Don`t be sad laundry, nobody`s doing me either.
My wife is complaining that I never buy her jewelry. In my defense, I didn`t even know she sold jewelry.
I’m the king of balancing more trash on top of an already full trash can.
I got 99 problems but a least my name aint North West.
More people should be at a loss for words.
Not clicking like on this status makes your a$$ look fat.
Over 400 billion people a year are victims of exaggerated statistics.
I`ve been sober 136 days. Not in a row, but still...
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So I’m off to find a bar with a mirror.
In the word "scent" is it the s that is silent or the c?