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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
I`m at the "what can I make with green beans and cake mix" stage of needing groceries
In my head I sound like the Queen of England bitches!
I keep forgetting how bad my memory has become
My friend on Facebook "Can`t believe its Monday again already"... if only there were some way for her to calculate the order in which days occur.
Soup of the day: Tequila.
I spent at least half an hour trying to get my girlfriends bra off. I will never try wearing that again.
Iām amazing in bed. I have the ability to stay there all day.
It`s time for all of us to admit the "endorphin rush" you get after exercise is just an overwhelming sense of relief it`s over
Diet Tip #63 : Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.
A three hour long movie adaptation of pages 74 and 75 of the Hobbit? Friggin count me in.
Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.
3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.
I have decided to give up procrastinating for Lent ... oh, crap.
You washed your hands? Be honest. Your hands washed each other, and you just watched like a sick freak.