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Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”
We`ve all been talking about your paranoia.
"The Ugly Duckling" has a great message. Everything in life will work itself out once you become physically attractive.
I`m considering buying a racehorse and naming it, "My Face". Just so I can hear everyone in the stands scream "Come on, My face!!"...
Thanks, resealable packaging, but I think we both know that won`t be necessary.
I am a drinker ... Hear me pour
When I`m not sleepy, I listen to some Chris Brown. That knocks me out right away.
Sometimes bigger is just heavier
Today, I`m really gonna give it my nothing
He who laughs last didn´t get it.
Really don`t see the need for pants for the rest of this day. :)
Survival rule #1: Don`t go first.
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
I`d engage you in a battle of wits, but I`m afraid you`re unarmed.
I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice.