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For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
All the guys in working out photos look like they`re straining or in pain, but there`s lots of pictures of me with cake and I look happy. Just saying.
Four out of five voices in my head are saying this is gonna´ be a great day.
I`m having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions...
I wish Noah would have swatted those two mosquitoes.
There’s literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house.
Bike helmets only protect you from looking cool.
A show called the view shouldn`t hurt your eyes
I`m tired of doing math. I guess I`ll get my lazy as up and fix my clocks today
You make me feel "I`m-typing-this-with-my-middle-finger" angry.
The longer I stay at home. The more homeless looking I look.
My life is spent trying to get people to give me the silent treatment.
If you have just started playing flappy bird I would like to warn you there is nothing up ahead but more dangling pipes and disappointment
No officer I wasn’t texting, that’s dangerous. I was checking my email.
What`s wrong with having your mind in the gutter all the time?! If it weren`t for the gutter, my mind would be homeless!!!