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Since you were smiling when you tazed me, I`m guessing we still have a chance.
I`ll do a lot of things for money, but I draw the line at working...
It`s not illegal to get in a taxi and scream until you`ve reached your destination.
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
Always bring a stopwatch to church, guys. You want the girl that spends the longest amount of time in confession.
Winter is filled with men trying to figure out the least feminine way to apply chapstick.
Dating Tip: If she hasn`t kissed you by the third date, she`s there for the food.
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
If she is still able to walk to the kitchen after s@x , you don`t deserve a sandwich.
wants to jump in a cab and yell "follow that car!"
No thanks, NASCAR. If I wanted to spend 8 hrs watching a car drive around in a big circle, I`d go on a road trip with my mom.
I`d like to help you out ... Which way did you come in?
I took two years of Spanish in high school, so ordering off the Taco Bell menu is super easy for me.
You want me to smile? How can I smile when 28% of Americans aren`t getting enough fiber?
What was that idiot thinking when he invented white underwear?