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Today I think I`ll go to a public restroom and wait until someone leaves, then click your stopwatch and write something down in a notebook.
I have an awesome idea, but first I`ll need a zebra, bungee cords, jello, and a partner in crime. Any takers?
Behind every crazy woman is a man that made her that way.
Marriage. When dating goes too far.
That very akward moment when Shakirah`s hips lie!
If you hear sirens and see some naked dude with jeans on his head running down the street, be sure to throw me a beer.
That feeling you get when you meet someone named dick....
never tell a lie...unless it is true
That akward moment you try and deep throat a banana and get caught ... and your a dude.
dude i wasent tht drunk you were huging a peice of chese saying ill never let u go sponge bob
My 17yo pretends he doesn`t understand how the washer works when I ask him to do the laundry Congrats, you`re finally a man
Keep scrolling , I got nothing.
You seem to be very educated on the things you make up.
I bet if Jesus had turned water into Vodka. The Bible would`ve been a lot more interesting.
You can tell how much a woman hates her husband by how short she cuts her hair.