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The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to open the vodka is the smartest.
The recipe said "prick with a fork,",,,, but enough about me.
Hate is too powerful an emotion to waste on somebody you don`t even like.
That awkward moment when you finally realize what your rice krispies are saying to you.
Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling booze, I want no part of it.
Get real. No one’s going to form a single line if the building’s on FIRE.
Coffee is just a hug for your insides.
Once a month, women go completely crazy for about thirty days.
Due to the rise in the economy, the position 69 will now be 96, due to the higher cost of eating out.
H.A.T.E.R.S. : Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success?
My boss acts like during March Madness is the only time we`re less productive. Its cute
LIFE always offers you a second chance,its called TOMORROW
Doctor: How`s your headache? Me: She`s out of town.
Printing an expiration date on a bag of Cheetos is just a waste of ink.