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I bet my road rage would be taken more seriously if I spoke German
When i am bored, i like parking along side the xpressway stick a hair dryer out the window, and watch everyone slam on their brakes.
Now that I`m on Facebook, I can finally put that English degree I obtained to some use…
Another World`s Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious.
Guys, if my hair doesn`t look like a birds nest afterward, you`re doing it wrong.
I`ve never said "in all seriousness" and actually meant it.
i make the other half of the Oreo watch.
Dear family, thank you for all those wonderful childhood memories ... Here`s my therapy bill.
"Don`t try this at home"...Okay, i`ll try it at my friend`s house..
"If your reading this, I think your awesome!"
Do Hostess employees have Snowball fights?
Ive been invited to farmville! Now what to wear...
Bank called asking if my credit card had been stolen. They were concerned because it hadn`t been used at the liquor store since Friday.
I guess I`m somewhat of a big deal, when I tell people about my accomplishments, they always say, "Big deal."
I`m at my most cardio when I am moving the treadmill into storage