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Hey, somebody get ready to wake up the guy in Green Day.
Holiday Shopping Tip #112:Next time you see someone with their arms full of bags looking around a parking lot while pointing and clicking their horn button, help them out and start pushing your horn button too!
Stay positive ladies, maybe he just didn`t hear you the first 100 times.
When I want to trim down my friend`s Facebook list I give my opinion and let nature do the rest.
My 4yo just shut the bathroom door on me while I was inside and told me I was in jail. So I locked the door. I love this game.
Well it`s about time I get in line for that Star Wars movie
Facebook needs a "slap a b!tch button"
I feel like there should be more breakfast beers on the market.
Too bored to do nothing. Too lazy to do anything.
If a tree falls on your Ex in the woods, and no one hears it, still get rid of the chainsaw just in case.
Sorry I said "at least it`s healthy" when you asked me how cute your baby was.
Iām pretty sure I could start a new life with only the crap in my car.
Coffee gives me the illusion I`m actually awake
Ok Brazil, this would be a time when it`s ok to bite an opponent.
Getting another set of teeth would be much more useful at age 60 than age 6.