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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.
I can`t wait for a empty Christmas wrapping paper tube to bonk someone over the head with!
I`ll be right with you, I`m busy being inappropriate on the internet.
I`m a bad multitasker and even a questionable monotasker
One day you will meet someone so amazing in every way who will want absolutely nothing to do with you.
Some of these Giraffe profile pictures are a vast improvement.
It’s a little sad that today’s youth don’t get to experience a red rubber dodgeball to the face like we did back in the day.
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
I never said I hated you. I just said that if you where on fire, I would consider roasting marshmallows. Big difference.
Okay, If we get caught here’s the story…
Crazy to think back before camera phones we all used to sit in front of bathroom mirrors with sketch pads.
"I understand your logic, but let`s try to look at this more emotionally." - women
I really like this new reality show "Neighbor Without Drapes"
Hangry: (noun) a state of anger caused by lack of food. May evoke negative change in emotional state. Translation -- Feed me or I`ll kill you.
i made a chicken salad the other day. little bastard didn`t even eat it.