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Sometimes, you can just tell it`s gonna be a "does not play well with others" kind of day.
You guys ever trip out on the fact that Indian people eat Indian food for breakfast?
The only way a fidgey spinner would relieve my stress is if it was edible ...
My 83 year old neighbor got pulled over for speeding. She told the cop she had to hurry before she forgot where she was going.
I see your arguement contains a lot of swear words, you must really know what you`re talking about
is battling with eyelids
Don´t worry ... It only seems kinky the first time.
It’s actually the voices outside my head that bothers me the most
The wifi going down on me is the most action I`m going to get tonight.
Even atheists make bargains with God when the toilet water threatens to overflow at a friend`s house.
Does this couch I’m laying on make me look unmotivated?
Let’s just call a vacation what it is: the opportunity to live like an alcoholic for a little while.
Vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions.
PARENTS: your teen may be worshipping Satan. Look for these terms: LOL - Lucifer Our Lord, BRB - Burn Religious Books, TBH - Tell Beelzebub Hi
I like to read magazines about parenting. That way, I can learn all the things my parents did wrong and I can go back to them and say "See? This is the reason I am like I am."