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The larger the implants, the more likely she’ll be confused by a push/pull door.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig ? The letter F ?
Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
An apple a day is bullsh!t. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.
What if in like 30 years they made a film about Leonardo DiCraprio and how he never won an Oscar…and the actor who played him got an Oscar.
Thesaurus for sale, brand new, current, modern, original, unused, untapped, fresh, pristine, untouched, mint condition, spotless, untried...
I was an atheist, until I realized I was a sex god.
Of course everyone deserves a 2nd chance, but I gave yours to someone else.
Every so often you come across a person that supplies you with endless motivation, even if it is just to jump into traffic.
I don`t mean to brag, but my posts are enjoyed by well over 20 people worldwide...
If anyone tells you, you have ADHD. Pay no attention.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
I can`t afford to go on vacation these days,so I just drink until I don`t know where the duck I am or how I got there.
I’m off for a quiet beer. Followed by fourteen noisy ones.
Kinda funny how the Mayans said we were all gonna die in 2012, but they all disappeared way before us.