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Life is basically trying to meet better people than the ones you currently know.
Looks like Waldo got on the malasian plane.. well played waldo.. well played..
One man`s trash is another man`s profile picture.
It’s embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn’t sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing.
Hi, im _____ but you could call me sexy.
Learn cursive, they said. You`ll need it your whole life, they said.
If at first you don´t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
What if the weather talks about us?
October is breast awareness month for women, men are usually aware of breasts all year round.
I hope I can still remember the dance to Thriller when I become a Zombie.
I went outside once. The graphics were amazing but the gameplay and storyline were TERRIBLE.
"Truth or dare" should be renamed to "Interrogation or Humiliation"
Smile. It makes people wonder what you´re up to.
Grammar. The difference between feeling your nuts, and feeling you`re nuts.
My girlfriend says I need to grow up. I think she`s just angry I didn`t give her the password to my pillow fort.