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I`m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again....
Today would be a great day to leave a note on a random car that says "I know what you did".
One person forgetting to take their medication can really liven up a mundane day at the office.
I look forward to paying off all my debt and finally getting back to just being broke.
I asked my mom for money and she said "Does it look like I am made of money?" I said "Well isn`t that what M.O.M stands for?"
The worst thing about rich people is I`m not one of them.
My dentist said that bacon and soda works the same as toothpaste. Friends have said she meant baking soda....but I disagree. :)
Time to be an adult and give up my bath time rubber ducky. I´m upgrading to the tugboat!
Life is like a bowl of soup; you only get blown if you`re hot.
I`m a fantastic secret-keeper because, deep down, I really don`t care enough to actually talk about it to anyone else.
When I think of a good status in the shower, I run out dripping & naked and post it before the internet ends and it’s too late.
In the morning there`s a huge difference between 6:00 and 6:05.
My Christmas present to all of you? I took a naked selfie and deleted it.
If you don`t believe that women will actually fight over a pair of shoes, you`ve never watched The Wizard of Oz!
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