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You must have been born on a highway. Most accidents take place there.
Just saw a guy with a Support Dyslexia bumper sticker on the front of his car.
My cat’s gonna be homeless unless he comes up with something funny to post on YouTube.
Most people don`t think I`m as old as I am until they hear me stand up.
GF: "You`re cute when you`re drunk" Me: "You`re cute when I`m drunk too"
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Seth Rogen and James Franco having their movie pulled due to terrorist threats sounds like the plot of a Seth Rogen and James Franco movie.
Me? Stalk? No, I just observe... behind a tree... at night…in the rain.
I took a sexual harassment course this afternoon ....I think I`m gonna be pretty good at it.
The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat…It’s watching what other people eat.
I don`t know why I even bother chewing corn.
I went to the store to buy some comdoms and the cashier asked me If I needed a bag ? "I replied No she`s not that ugly"
It’s not pretty being easy.
If something`s worth doing, it`s worth doing rihgt.
My mum`s so old fashioned she thinks LOL = Lots of love. She sent me an SMS saying just to let you know you`re Pa`s in hospital LOL.