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To me, the worst part of the prostate exam is when the doctor says, "Guess how many fingers."
Remember kids, NEVER light fireworks. Let the adults, who have been drinking all day, light them instead!
Everyone has a right to their own opinion, no matter how wrong they are. And that`s why we have a problem.
Somedays I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running.
When all else fails… Pizza & Beer.
I was cleaning one of my finger guns and accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.
YOU KNOW WHY!!!!!!!!!!
What if , one day you randomly wake up and realize that you`re whole life was just a dream.
Today is that day where anything you read online could be totally made up. Oh, wait, that`s every day.
Rob Stalker for congressman........Stalker....a name you can trust.
Eating Popcorn: 90% during the trailers. 10% during the movie.
Beach people are fickle. One minute you`re the loser with a bucket of cold fries and the next they`re terrified of the Lord of Seagulls.
My stove top knob reads, LO | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 10 | HI......so what is Med-High, Medium Low?...They just need to lay it out for me in numbers! Like "set stove top to 8." no wait, 9.? Food manufacturerers and stove manufactuerers need to get toghether on this! So let me see,..... (me thinking)....if ten is high...5 is medium that means 7.5..... WAIT!.....low would be 0 so HI would be 12???....WTF!!! forget about simmer!........HEY KIDS! WHO WANTS PIZZA!
Every Girls Night Out has at least one crier.
Of course women have cleaner minds than men. They change them much more often